I'm going to put our last years newsletter on here because it is SO stinkin funny! you laugh, you cry, and everything in between! (ps my mom wrote it). Please forgive any typos, i had to copy it all down because it wasn't saved into our computer. Here it is:
RIPLEY NEWS 2007
Three-year-old rescuer
This summer josh (8) kept finding snakes in the field behind our house and much to the amazement/horror of the other neighborhood moms-- I let him keep them. (there has to be some perks for being surrounded by sisters.) One snake only lasted a night and then passed on to greener pastures. Another he kept a couple of nights and brent brought home a tiny pinky mouse to feed it. Josh placed the mouse in the cage but the snake wasn't interested. After a couple of hours Josh checked again and the mouse was gone. He ran around the house ecstatic that the snake had eaten. Several hours later, megan (4) played a game of 'guess what i have in my hand' with her mom and revealed the allegedly eaten mouse. (Yes, shock and screaming were involved.) She tearfully confessed to sneaking into Josh's room and rescuing the mouse, hiding it in her dress-up box. The snake never did eat the mouse and was set free.
Son mortified at Bus Stop
Karen made the mistake of hollering to josh while he stood at the bus stop, "josh, do you have clean socks on?" The poor boy turned pale and looked around at his friends and mumbled "yes." Unfortunately, Karen couldn't let it be but had to repeat the question adding, "are you sure?" Poor josh almost passed out. Upon asking karen about her irrational behavior she replied, "Well he was going bowling during school and i didn't want him to be embarrassed." Joshua, when asked about the incident replied, "Mom? What mom? I've never seen that lady before in my life."
Up and Coming Actress
Besides eating worms and growing 6 inches this last year, Amanda (11) has found a passion for acting. She's performed in several plays and has been to drama camp. This year she couldn't wait for summer to be over because "when school starts, so does acting." One problem with a child actress is when she calls from school -- "you have to come get me right now. I'm going to throw up all over the secretary's desk." --her parents always wonder- is it real or is she acting?
Life at the Locker
in august, Sara (13) said good-bye to recess and little kids, packed up her backpack and headed to junior high. in typical teenage fashion she summarized 7th grade in one word-boring. Luckily eavesdropping while driving carpool you can find out the latest school news: such as how some kid barfed after the health teacher made them watch a gruesome video on the consequences of drunk driving. When Sara isn't going to boring school she spices up her life with soccer, volleyball, motorcycles, friends, and making photo collages.
We were expecting a baby but got an angel instead
On September 5th our baby girl Emily was delivered stillborn. She lived to the gestational age of 6 months and i was induced after we found out that she had passed on. Brent and i spend a sweet couple of hours holding her body and saying a brief hello and goodbye. Two days later we held a graveside service with our children. Losing her has been painful beyond words. And yet the tender care we've received from our friends and family overwhelming. Our comfort lies in knowing families are eternal and we will get to be with her someday. In the meantimes, she is our angel Emily--daughter and sister.
A few little Snippets
On our vacation in oceanside, CA Josh wrote in the sand--josh rocks-- then went out to dive under waves. Sara snuck over (in typical pesky sister fashion) and changed a letter and a half making it - josh sucks. Karen made her change it back but she only did so halfway and it ended up - josh socks.
(also on the beach) megan said, "i need my boogie board, so i can boogie."
Megan dressing up like a pirate and saying, "aye aye crappin"
Megan stepping on the bathroom scale saying, "mom look, it says one megan."
Meggy running back and forth in the backyard. her hair flying in and out of her face, yelling, "I'm going to race the wind."
Megan replying while looking at her toes, "mom, i need to put on socks. My feet are dirty."